Tuesday, July 4, 2017
I Laugh at Stupid Things
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I don’t know when I started laughing at everything. I used to be cool, I swear. There was just a moment, maybe shortly after I moved to Los ...
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Don’t Let the Haters Drag You Down
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Here’s a song for Donald Trump after getting his hand swatted by Melania. And it’s for Melania, too, for the days that you just have to ...
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Leaving Behind The Smell Of Your House
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The writer David Sacks said, when you move to a new place, the first thing you should do is record what it smells like. Smell is the weake...
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Last Purim, I Gave You My Heart
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That year for Purim you dressed up as a hooker. I was a goy. In the movie Mean Girls there was that Halloween scene that basically posited...
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Ice Palace
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She wears gloves to protect herself from the world. No: she wears gloves to protect the world from her. Elbow-length gloves, smooth and sl...
Thursday, February 2, 2017
I Wrote a Book and I'm Giving It to You
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So, um, this suddenly exists in the world. It's weird when you've worked on something for years without anyone else knowing a...
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