Internal dialogue while bringing cereal back to my desk.
ME: I already have a spoon at my desk! Thank G-d I remembered to leave it there before.
ME (smarmy): You know, it really isn't G-d's fault. You kinda got that one on your own.
ME: Yeah, but people are always blaming G-d for stupid things when they go down, and it isn't really G-d's fault at all; it's their own. So why not thank G-d for something that isn't necessarily G-d's direct doing for a change?
ME: Ah, but G-d created the universe and everything in it, and therefore, nothing that happens is an accident. So one way or another, G-d really manipulated you to leave a clean spoon at your desk earlier...right?
ME (undeterred): Thank G-d there was soy milk in the refrigerator. I hate it when they're all out.
THE END.
(Well, the end of the dialogue. The beginning of my very late breakfast.)
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
G-d Dialogue
Labels: food, free food, god, thinking too much
Posted by matthue at 3:48 PM 2 comments
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